Just a Dumb Human

extractofinsanity:

redbullandcupcakebatter:

eatfoodzap:

gerdisagaynerd:

poisonstatic:

werard-gay:

iliveinafairytaleromance:

loveispure-cassandra:

tornapartkid:

darlingareyousatisfied:

sophstack:

smallenoughtoputinyourpocket:

jessiestuart:

thatshortstackkid:

sowrapyourlipsaroundtheselies:

jackthegaylordbarakat:

cherylmcminorrr:

supdoebrobro:

ijustwanttofuckthisburrito:

carcrashhearttt:

thisworldisover:

My algebra 2 book. oh, yeah, my math skills are just going to destroy him. 8|

I can’t lift the dresser! D:

A mirror.. he’d see himself and die because it’s just so ugly.

my pillow and remote.. o.o

My duvet. Suppose I could hide under it…

My Hiarband? Seriously ?

 empty lemonade bottle? tell alex gaskarth i loved him.

 my ipod

a box of tissues? fml Bradie i loved you <3

 BAHAHAH MY FRIDGEE YOUR GOING DOWN VOLDEMORT >=D

 A POSTER?

a speaker. well that wont do much.

 The fly spray? ahahahh

 my PJ’s hell yea!?

It’s pointing to my mum…
FUCK THE WORLD, I’M HARRY POTTER!

OH MY GOD^^^^^^^
oh and, empty bag of oreos. well fuck.

A seltzer bottle? With seltzer in it. 

A wall. Come at me, Lord Voldemort.

A pen.
IT’S MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, BITCHES!

OH GOD HICCUP, SAVE ME!
GO, LITTLE KITTEN! GNAW HIM TO DEATH!
Or, you know, keep sleeping on my foot…

Hand sanitizer.
Well damn.

 My guitar. Do you think I can conqure his heart like Harry conqured the dragon’s with his guitar?

extractofinsanity:

redbullandcupcakebatter:

eatfoodzap:

gerdisagaynerd:

poisonstatic:

werard-gay:

iliveinafairytaleromance:

loveispure-cassandra:

tornapartkid:

darlingareyousatisfied:

sophstack:

smallenoughtoputinyourpocket:

jessiestuart:

thatshortstackkid:

sowrapyourlipsaroundtheselies:

jackthegaylordbarakat:

cherylmcminorrr:

supdoebrobro:

ijustwanttofuckthisburrito:

carcrashhearttt:

thisworldisover:

My algebra 2 book. oh, yeah, my math skills are just going to destroy him. 8|

I can’t lift the dresser! D:

A mirror.. he’d see himself and die because it’s just so ugly.

my pillow and remote.. o.o

My duvet. Suppose I could hide under it…

My Hiarband? Seriously ?

 empty lemonade bottle? tell alex gaskarth i loved him.

 my ipod

a box of tissues? fml Bradie i loved you <3

 BAHAHAH MY FRIDGEE YOUR GOING DOWN VOLDEMORT >=D

 A POSTER?

a speaker. well that wont do much.

 The fly spray? ahahahh

 my PJ’s hell yea!?

It’s pointing to my mum…

FUCK THE WORLD, I’M HARRY POTTER!

OH MY GOD^^^^^^^

oh and, empty bag of oreos. well fuck.

A seltzer bottle? With seltzer in it. 

A wall. Come at me, Lord Voldemort.

A pen.

IT’S MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, BITCHES!

OH GOD HICCUP, SAVE ME!

GO, LITTLE KITTEN! GNAW HIM TO DEATH!

Or, you know, keep sleeping on my foot…

Hand sanitizer.

Well damn.

 My guitar. Do you think I can conqure his heart like Harry conqured the dragon’s with his guitar?

posted 11 months ago via extractofinsanity · originally regblack with 5,507 notes

  1. withlovefromfeona reblogged this from feonaloveshmm
  2. demonfeathers reblogged this from nightmareloki and added:
    A lamp. Yes, I will use the power of electricity to confuse him long enough for me to escape! Oh wait, he grew up in a...
  3. lachoot reblogged this from symphonicphilosophy and added:
    Lamp and a bottle of glue…hmmm…
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  8. kyrakyraxoxo reblogged this from ohvoldemort and added:
    umm.. a couch.. i can make this work!
  9. korenaphotos reblogged this from nekobakaz and added:
    SLINKY ATTACK!!!
  10. astudyintrenchcoats reblogged this from foxdenofintiquity and added:
    DEODERANT! Oh yeh! try killing me when you can’t see fool!
  11. keepallyourmiseryx3 reblogged this from getgrylld and added:
    my mug? bring it on.
  12. getgrylld reblogged this from taylourtechnicolour and added:
    a wall. i can work with this.
  13. taylourtechnicolour reblogged this from yourefucking-beautiful and added:
    a bag of pistachios. fuck.
  14. morgrbts reblogged this from distorted-reflection
  15. blamesynapse reblogged this from cdcness and added:
    The… Television…? But that’s exactly where Voldemort’s gonna come from…
  16. ancientdragons reblogged this from soullesskisser and added:
    Ear Care Antiseptic. I’m dead.
  17. uncivilized-gar reblogged this from soullesskisser and added:
    It’s pointing at my thumb. My thumb is going to protect me?
  18. soullesskisser reblogged this from consultingtimelady and added:
    CHUPA CHUPS BUBBLEGUM! Oh snap, I’m dead
  19. gr33ko reblogged this from deliberatelytwisted and added:
    I suffocate him with two blankets.
  20. hammyful reblogged this from stupid-lemon-eater and added:
    a pile of coasters.. really? oh dear. It was nice knowing you guys
  21. theclosetdoor reblogged this from zeebadeeba and added:
    have something to mop up the blood with…
  22. that-wallflower reblogged this from motherfickle and added:
    I have a lamp. Okay then.
  23. zeebadeeba reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    PAM Cooking Spray. I can work with this.
  24. lacierva reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    My dirty socks… Yes! I’ll pwn him!!
  25. fckyeahitslauren reblogged this from coffeegleek and added:
    An air purifier. Yep. I’m dead.
  26. coffeegleek reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    An empty, plastic, grocery store sushi container. I’m screwed! Oh wait, there is also a pair of disposable chopsticks &...
  27. decipheringdiedre reblogged this from rory-flanagangsta and added:
    Get ready for this epic pillow fight, Voldie!
  28. rory-flanagangsta reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Chapstick. Oh shit.
  29. iwillburntheblogoutofyou reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Headboard… Maybe I save myself by seducing him? (Joe Walker-mort: fuck yes.)
  30. motherfuckingcaw reblogged this from chrith-c and added:
    IT’S POINTING AT THE AIR. FUCK I’M SCREWED.
  31. motherfickle reblogged this from extractofinsanity and added:
    My guitar. Do you think I can conqure his heart like Harry conqured the dragon’s with his guitar?
  32. imtryingtobespontaneous reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    ARIZONA TEA! I CHOOSE YOU!
  33. themonsterinmyeyes reblogged this from rhilex and added:
    Couch Cushion? PILLOW FIGHT!
  34. lordofmisrule reblogged this from jo-mason
  35. aworldforall reblogged this from chrith-c
  36. extractofinsanity reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    Hand sanitizer. Well damn.
  37. rhilex reblogged this from jo-mason and added:
    BIRDSEED. SOUNDS LEGIT.
  38. jo-mason reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    …my tablet? o_O
  39. whovianllamagleekstruckerdani reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    BEN AND JERRYS POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT MY ICE CREAM VOLDY……actually no…get your...
  40. chrith-c reblogged this from redbullandcupcakebatter and added:
    MY COUCH how tho do I hit him with it?
  41. redbullandcupcakebatter reblogged this from eatfoodzap and added:
    OH GOD HICCUP, SAVE ME! GO, LITTLE KITTEN! GNAW HIM TO DEATH! Or, you know, keep sleeping on my foot…
  42. jsloan89x reblogged this from regblack